The Woman Who Inspired Nintendo’s Zelda Had An Incredible Life of Her Own

The Woman Who Inspired Nintendo’s Zelda Had An Incredible Life of Her Own

Zelda Fitzgerald was born Zelda Sayre in Montgomery, Alabama. She was known as the outspoken party girl of the 1920’s. Though most popularly, she was known as the wife of the famous author, F. Scott Fitzgerald. But there is so much more to Zelda than meets the eye. She was just as talented and intelligent as her husband and her influence extends much farther than […]

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18-Year-Old Dog Returns to the Shelter He Was Adopted From And Immediately Starts Acting Differently

18-Year-Old Dog Returns to the Shelter He Was Adopted From And Immediately Starts Acting Differently

Alex was seated at one end of the room with Tonic barking at the other. Suddenly, the dog stopped his barking, as if exhausted with having to defend himself. So, Alex asked Tonic, “Is that it?” knowing that this was Tonic’s method of protecting himself. Soon, Alex would know that Tonic was the dog for him… After their 18 years together, Alex returned to the […]

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Travel Hacks That Will Completely Transform Your Holiday Vacation

Travel Hacks That Will Completely Transform Your Holiday Vacation

Traveling can be tough enough with making sure you pack the right things and pesky TSA. The holidays are meant to be a happy time, so travel happy. Whether this means booking your flight for Christmas Day or buying two one-way tickets instead of planning a round trip, tuck a few of these tricks up your sleeve to make sure you get to where you’re […]

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Baby, It’s Beef Outside

Baby, It’s Beef Outside

It’s that time of year: Mariah Carey’s on the radio, downtowns are lit up with hanging LED-and-garland sculptures that don’t quite look like the snowflakes they’re supposed to emulate but are nice to see anyway, and people are bickering about “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” Christmastime is for tradition. It is a retreat into a cultural womb of familiarity. There’s joy in repetition, as Prince said. […]

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Harry and Meghan Are Skipping Out on Christmas With the Queen, Maybe for America

Harry and Meghan Are Skipping Out on Christmas With the Queen, Maybe for America

CONFIRMED: Harry and Meghan are skipping Christmas with the Queen. Surely no one will blow this hugely out of proportion! Buckingham Palace has confirmed that the Sussexes will be doing their own thing this year. Royal reporter Omid Scobie had the statement on his Twitter: “The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are looking forward to extended family time towards the end of this month. Having […]

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U.S. Women’s Soccer Fucked Up

U.S. Women’s Soccer Fucked Up

Imagine if Lebron James decided to leave whatever team he’s on this month to play for an entirely different league. That is essentially what is happening in women’s soccer—or as I like to call it, “soccer”—right now. Sam Kerr—Australian national, attacker for the Chicago Red Stars, lead goal scorer and MVP for the 2019 NWSL season—announced earlier this month that she would be leaving the […]

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Stephen Miller’s Leaked Emails Should Alarm You

Stephen Miller’s Leaked Emails Should Alarm You

Stephen Miller is a racist. That President Trump’s ghoulish policy advisor—the architect behind the administration’s travel ban, child separation crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border, and refugee reduction efforts—aligns with white supremacists is not new information, nor is it particularly difficult to conclude, considering Miller’s long history of antagonism against non-white people. So on its face, there’s a certain element of “no shit” in the Southern […]

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Why Am I So Obsessed With the Stupid ‘Summertime Lover’ Boy Band?

Why Am I So Obsessed With the Stupid ‘Summertime Lover’ Boy Band?

On August 29, I sat on my couch watching the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards, waiting for something to happen. And then it did: a commercial for AT&T and Spotify aired multiple times, advertising some partnership I was too distracted to commit to memory. In the 30-second spot, a handsome boy band mouths the lyrics to a song I can only assume is titled “Summertime […]

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Sign Up For Butcher Box, Get Your Thanksgiving Turkey For Free (Update: Last Day!)

Sign Up For Butcher Box, Get Your Thanksgiving Turkey For Free (Update: Last Day!)

Best Home DealsBest Home DealsThe best home, kitchen, smart home, and automotive deals from around the web, updated daily. Update: It’s your last day to get a free turkey! Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and Butcher Box is marking the occasion by throwing in a free turkey with your first delivery. Advertisement Butcher Box’s whole turkeys are 10-14 pounds, preservative free, and have never […]

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Bestselling Authors Band Together to Dunk on a College Student

Bestselling Authors Band Together to Dunk on a College Student

A local news item out of Aberdeen, South Dakota has sparked outrage from a slew of famous authors, who are infuriated by a quote from a recent college graduate who does not care for the work of YA author Sarah Dessen. In a completely innocuous article about how Common Read books are chosen at Northern State University, the Aberdeen News quoted Brooke Nelson, who served as […]

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This Shit Is Like One Million Hours Bro

This Shit Is Like One Million Hours Bro

Hey what’s up, how is your day? What have you been doing? Me, nada, just sitting on my couch listening to the ambient noise of a procession of charisma-deficient mediocre white men making the case for or against impeachment while they sit on very expensive butterscotch-colored chairs that now resemble the color palette in my brain. This shit is like one hundred million hours, bro, […]

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Lug All of Your Dirty Clothes to the Laundry Room In This $14 Hamper

Lug All of Your Dirty Clothes to the Laundry Room In This $14 Hamper

Best Home DealsBest Home DealsThe best home, kitchen, smart home, and automotive deals from around the web, updated daily. Lifewit Laundry Hamper | $14 | Amazon | Promo code GBWTB3NG Hampers with wheels can be very practical if you need to move your hamper from location to location. But, they’re also pretty hideous. If you want a hamper that isn’t ugly, is big enough to […]

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David Harbour Likes Girlfriend Lily Allen’s Butt

David Harbour Likes Girlfriend Lily Allen’s Butt

David Harbour and Lily Allen are dating, a revelation that shocked my whole Twitter timeline so hard I thought the website would crash. I think their love is nice, though, or at least interesting. Also interesting: Harbour is a big fan of Allen’s butt, in addition to, I can only presume, her wit and intelligence and overall inner personhood. Page Six dug up Harbour’s butt […]

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At Long Last, Milk Is Canceled

At Long Last, Milk Is Canceled

Though it’s unclear whether or not dairy is actually bad for you, milk has seen a notable decline in popularity over the last few years. This is thanks in large part to some aforementioned hemming and hawing over cow’s milk’s benefits (and ethics), along with the proliferation of non-cow’s milk, most of which are quite good, some of which seem like a real reach. Whatever […]

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To Step Into Another World, Just Rent One of These Themed Airbnb’s

To Step Into Another World, Just Rent One of These Themed Airbnb’s

Airbnb owners are now bringing the worlds of Harry Potter and Disney’s “Frozen” to life. The attention to detail of these homes will stun you, as they genuinely appear to have recreated their themed to their last details. After all, why sleep in a boring old hotel when you can sleep in a spaceship? A Real Hobbit Hole Airbnb The Underground Hygge in Orondo, Washington […]

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